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Smash the looking glass to bits...

but take care not to slash your wrists.

Created on 2003-11-07 19:28:58 (#1444548), last updated 2009-11-02

19,636 comments received, 43,848 comments posted

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Name:I wanna say I'm sorry for stuff I haven't done yet
Birthdate:1985-08-23
Location:Eastern, Washington, United States
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ALRIGHT LAMEDICK, GET YOUR COCK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND QUIT FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF AND LISTEN UP CUZ SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.

STEP MOTHERFUCKING ONE: RECOGNIZE THAT THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD WILL CRUSH YOU...BUT ONLY IF YOU LET IT. EVERY SECOND THAT YOU WASTE IN A DEPRESSED STUPOR IS A SECOND CLOSER TO DEATH THAT YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK, SO GRAB YOUR BALLS AND ATTACK THE DAY, EVERY DAY.

STEP MOTHERFUCKING TWO: BEFORE YOU TURNED INTO A PUSSY CRYBABY BITCH, YOU HAD SOME KIND OF GOAL OR DREAM. DUST THAT SHIT OFF, FIGURE OUT HOW YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT, AND GET TO WORK. NEVER FORGET THAT EVERYTHING YOU DO IS A MEANS TO THAT END, AND NEVER LET THOSE MEANS BECOME THE END.

STEP MOTHERFUCKING THREE: SHAVE YOUR FAGGOT MOUSTACHE OFF, GET A RESPECTABLE HAIRCUT, AND GO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES, PREFERABLY WITHOUT THE SLEEVES CUT OFF.

STEP MOTHERFUCKING FOUR: START TALKING TO PEOPLE, BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE AT THIS POINT. IF THEY DON'T LIKE YOU, FUCK THEM AND GO TALK TO NEW PEOPLE. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL DEVELOP SOCIAL GRACE.

STEP MOTHERFUCKING FIVE: YOU ARE NOW ON YOUR WAY TO POSITIVE SELF-DEVELOPMENT AND SELF-ACTUALIZATION, WHICH IN TURN EQUATES TO HAPPINESS. DON'T LET UP NOW. KEEP RAISING THE BAR, ATTACKING LIFE, AND BEING FUCKING AWESOME EVERY GODDAMN DAY YOU DRAW BREATH, MOTHERFUCKER!
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